yess people... ur frenly,cheeky,horny,kinky neighbourhood ijat is back...
n yea....seems like i'll onli update like once a month... abeh nk bwat cane...abg busy la... but now adaes it seems like im goin online often.. n tryin to get in touch back wif my online n imaginary frens.
kejap laa hamblau! aku blom cerite... okae..yg klaka nye kan...online jer...nanti kebanyakan tanye... ijaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!! bloggers outing!!!!!!!!!!! jadi ijat disini ingin memberitahu kepade rakan2 seblog ku bahawa ijat tidak lagi memprovide dan mengorganisekan outing2 tersebut...ijat da step down... but there will be 2 other blogger tat will take over me.. tat is nisa n yayan....ntah drg semangat berkobar2 nk planin. coz i been busy..no time to plan outings ni sume.. nk jumpe matair sendiri pon susa..apetah lagi kwn.. so tugas2 tersebut telah ku serahkan kepade pihak2 tertentu...... so anithin keep urself update wif yayan n nisa..
so how hav i been doin?? okae..lets juz sae im counting daes...tooooo........ORD!!!!
(applause)
soon i'll be leavin tat damn place.... freedom!!!! kingdom!!! boredom!!! condom!!!! n many more! no more patrolin..screenin...scoldin...get complain...watever shit....eventhou i will be out of e force...i'll still do my part to search for mas selamat....(good citizen katekan)
sape yg mountain tortoise katak bawa tempurung bawa oven bawa microwave...lemme tell u whu is mas selamat...
dipetik dari filem ibu mertuaku.. -mak dara:mas selamat..sape dia mas selamat! lowyar,magistrate?
till now,we still donno his werabout... so u guys out there....there's a bounty on his head.. jgn kate bounty je yg ade kat kepale dier.. keleymomo,ketombe,dandruff kutu sume jln tros.. da lame tk mandi nye org....
now enuf... lets talk bout ord... well...national service.. seriously kan...to me...n.s. really destroy our future. for eg. i takin diploma....den after tat i tot of continuin university. skali kena ns....so serve...n then maybe can continue studyin after ns...but then...after u finished ns.u realised tat u reli nid money to support urself n bla bla bla...n u gt no motivation to study alredi.........so bo pian..got to enter e werkin environment alredi..
but in other wae oso... to me....ns really built our character.. makin us more of an adult..more responsible...more discipline..
but wat do i knw...sembarang laaa...janji da ord.. n so...
lemme tell u a story.. bout my life journey...goin thru ups n down durin ns. my ns journey begins..........
on 11july 2006
my first dae at hta..damn i wasnt happy with it.. masok je camp...da kene hamun maki sumpah seranah..
n tis fucker here is faizal aka mama.. he's e first person i talk to wen i reached hta,sayin tat he got saw me werkin at airport b4.but i tried nt to continue e conversation..pasal nt in e mood...skali we ended up same squad.. pastu became gd fren... lau da jodo tk ke mane kaaan...
den e moment of truth...shavin away our hair.... everythin was so painful for e first few daes.. tkley sala sikit....abit onli kena pump...pump onli kena abit.. our arms are achin.but still kena pump..don hav time to recover. n normally those freshman tat enter e camp will be called 'mangkoks' coz of our bald head... so dae by dae we endure...e first 2 weeks of confinement was hell for me..coz e ciggies tat i manage to smuggle in hav alredi finish on e first 3 daes....mcm nk mati aku di bwatnye..smokers reli suffers inside..
i don like ppl callin me by my real name.. so i told them to call me by e name of ijat.. but most of my chinese fren had a hard time pronouncing it...so i ask them to call me snake.. but sum idiot got e wrong idea.. sum tot i was called snake bcoz of e wae i laugh.. n sum tot bcoz of my laziness..tat is after every meal, i'll go back to my bunk n sleep... n sum tot is bcoz i knw my wae thru e underground method.. like eg. smugglin ciggies etc
n so...most of my squad mate call me by e name of snake
e chihuahua squad,squad 35...
da mcm gerak khas e movie nye movie poster..
playboy playmate
i miss e full length mirror yg ktrg slalu rebut2
seriously...tis is all drawings.. so stop askin me if its real onot
e big dae,pop...i was e first one to march out to e parade square...
kiyut kaaaaaaaaan gamba ni??? e one lookin upward n smilin is me...
i never bring any snack or food wen bookin in.. all i hav to do is to steal them frm my bunkmates..
left to right: Fazli Anonei,Faizal white indian, Khalis e iblis n ijat e snake n tgh2 tu V-shaped jari
e malay bunch
after my passing out parade... all of us were separated.. sum go to division as staff assistant n security sentry sum go to logistic....but a bunch of us madeit to special operation command includin me n mama.. i was posted to police mrt while mama posted to squadron.
after undergoin rigorous trainin n courses.. finally im ready to go onground...
n my first G.L..group leader..or as u all call it,mentor.. was Franky..a typical ah beng type.n look like one too.. but he reali is a good mentor..teaches me everythin frm A-Z..
then after about 3-4 months..then i am on my own.. but within 3-4 months.sadly..i was marked by my supervisor. comin to werk late,negligent,smokin etc...
still green...
there..i met Sky...a very good fren of mine till now.. alwaes there wen needed,my pub buddy n my partner in crime..
n han....sumone u cud depend on n jun ji..a very concern fren
really gonna miss them
a fren of mine took these photo..he told me tat those name highlighted is bein marked as troublemaker.. good thing i got my spies...
n yea...i hacked their lockers n steal their food.. prangai tk ubah2....
we're guardin e christmass tree incase sumone leave a suspicious parcel below e tree... soon after tat...i became a G.L... n hav my own men.. we call them,Gina or Baby.... n my gina is a chinese guy...a hardcore clubber too... n i giv him e name Tiger... so mcm style la gitu konon... crouching tiger,hidden snake
serving my time...arghh..damn hellweek.. wer u received intensive training.. frm morn till evenin..non stop trainin n runnin..
n they sae indians hav hairy arms,body allover..
well........
tis is wat ashawara rai cleavage looks like in real life upclose...
well....i don onli patrol in mrt...unofficially i patrol at...
punggol...been here.... vivocity! been here too.... outside of m.o.s. lookin at e bridge wer i alwaes got drunk last time....mcm memories la konon..
wen hkmp5 bein replace wif a cement gun
my lovely intake... top left to rite:Commando cockroach,Han solo bottom: Jun ji e kunji,Riyazi inkedebah n Hakim tyson
been thru many wif these guys... from small cases such as go after hooligans to bomb threat n suicide... n i still remember e big chunk of meat n a foot on e mrt track.
our trip to k.l. on a cruise
n not to forget,our dnd..
team charlie last cheers together...
seriously... those memories,i will cherished it my squadmate..my teammate.. tanx for e time..u guys really make my ns life happenin...i love u ppl!!! O.R.D. loH!!!!
ok .... u guys can cry now..
damn soya sauce... so tis is good bye then...
Thursday, February 21, 2008
9:26 PM
-----------------wer are u khabar?----------------
assalamualaikum ahli kubur,ahli bomba,ahli fikir, alipom,aliyamaisara dan ali setan
-para jemaah:walaaikumsalam....
well...ppl.....got miss me?
(criket sound)
sorie laaa...i knw its been awhile since i last update.. 2months?? i donno... well....abg ijat bz laa...n tat time pon internet connection kene potong...
-readers:mcm mane bole kene potong abg ijat?
ntah...aleh2 jer drg potong... da tu tkpe..bole fitnah tat i din pay my bills.. padahal baru bayar............errr
baru baya 4 months ago...*cough*
aniwae..been very bz.... i din even have time for my larlin now a days.. veeeeeeeery bz.......coz i hav took up part time job... abg abg mcdelivery seyyy...kwang3... multi-tasking katekan...mcm superhero gitu laa.. police by dae,rider by nite....he is......
e rasukman... k sungguh tk klaka.... da nk kene pandai juggle both shift... ade kang confius sgt between both jobs... time nk tangkap org,tk klua kan handcuff. kluakan receipt...suro subjet tu baya... bile nga deliver makanan lak...pegi tangkap customer bwk balik macdonald.. tapi ape ley bwat...nak carik makan... tanggung anak bini kat uma.baya duit batu klau tk baya nanti ruma drg tarik den kasi ruma kertas..da nk kene baya duit kertas pulak,duit tong sampa..aku pon tk tau kenape nk kene baya duit sampah,duit air...klau air kene potong aku ngan bini aku nk berak camne?tkkn pakai tray yg ade pasir, mcm kucing.
but serious la supershag..but at e same time its good...coz i can sleep early..terlalu penat pey pasal.. i seldom online pon....skali bile online jer... my sweet2 fren pon sume tanye khabar... tadi jer..2 ppl asked....nisa n nurul..
nurul fairuz says: ijat ijat, ijat ape khabar?
Snake; GPR without fibre says: surat khabar
nurul fairuz says: -_-
Snake; GPR without fibre says: wakaka
Snake; GPR without fibre says: emoticon same ngan nisa
Snake; GPR without fibre says: tadi pon jat ckp gitu kat nisa,nisa bwat gitu
Snake; GPR without fibre says: -_-
nurul fairuz says: kate cute
Snake; GPR without fibre says: brb
Snake; GPR without fibre says: nk carik bucket ah
nurul fairuz says: hur hur
nurul fairuz says: nisa dah offline?
Snake; GPR without fibre says: nk muntah
Snake; GPR without fibre says: ntah
nurul fairuz says: ijat ape khabar lah?
nurul fairuz says: nak tanyer khabar pun susah
Snake; GPR without fibre says: pegi laa tanye khabar...jgn tanye ijat...mane jat kenal si khabar tu sape
nurul fairuz says: -_-
okae...to all.... ijat khabar baik..sihat walafiat walande wapiang ey... juz tat ijat very tired laa...balik penat penat.. lenguh2.....gatal2...kemam2...kulang2...cipat2... tukam2....(ni sume bahase melayu purba..krg mane paham) juz tat im short of money now..tgh kering2..kdg pegi keje terpakse ikat perot...dengan tali rafia.. kadang2 tali rafia pon tk mampu nk beli,pakai tali pusat lak.. kat uma pon same...makan nasi dgn garam jer... lepas tu cuci mulot pulak sup tulang,asam pedas pari, ayam lemak cili padi....tu jer.... haaaiiis... tats y im takin a part time job...coz im gonna ord soon.. 2-3 more months...mcm cepat gitu...
about my love life? very very smooooooooooooooth~~~ well...i'll let my pictures do e talking.. do talk back to my picture ok?
here goes... my day out wif larlin... so call valentine's day la konon... but i don like to celebrate it aniwae.. coz everydae's a valentines dae as long as im wif her. lets call it a couple dae out...
so..we go makan at teh tarik geylang sane.. lagi muwai....daripade mkn mahal2 tapi langsong tk kenyang bwat pe kan.....skali skala pon... skali skale tu tetap tk kenyang k.. yg penting kenyang..takya nk tangkap glamour..
yea me,eatin all time fav. siput sedot masak lemak cili padi... anithin wrong wif tis picture? no??? well....lets zoom in n take a closer look... yeah....tats e wae ijat...so romantic
oh tuhanku..kenape aku menpunyai bf yg pengasih dan penyayang... dan kenape straw aku colour itam?asal tk pink?
after tat,i tot of bringin her to a romantic place la kononnyer...mount faber...wen e sun is settin..
-readers:booooooo!!!
okae okae...sori laaa...aku bknnyer romantik nyer type...tat givs flower n whisper sweets nothin into a women's ear...im e sacrifice my time n whisper cold harsh facts into her ear to wake her up.. mount faber..tat is e best i cud think of... klau tgk matahari pon nk kene baya...jgn harap aku nk pegi sane... skali sampai sane jer...
-me:(ckp dlm hati)yessa da sampai mount faber.. view conferm baiknyer kat atas....
inorder to reach e top of mount faber,we muz pass by e cable car...n then....
-larlin: huh?! awk nk ajak kite naik cable car?
-me:(ckp dlm hati lagi) err..bile mase aku ckp gitu... ehh....yea ah..naik cable car pon baik....
-larlin:..............
-me: ak ah la!.....kite naik cable car..(padahal2)
-larlin: NOOOO!
adoi...langsong tk plan... n so yea...its my first time... but im nt afraid of height....she is...
e view from e top...looks like jurassic park
wuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUuuuuu
-me:look e world trade centre! (cable car shake) -larlin:dudok diam diam la! hapi + ketakutan = hapikutan
hapi + hapi = gile babi
a clip from star wars episode 5
rooooaar! y e merlion looks like barney! mew....mew.....mewwww.....
she saes butterfly,i sae housefly
fast n fuyo....sentosa drift
F.T.T. pon blom lepas ade hati
yea...e purple merlion..barney
n nt to forget... e luge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ghostrider....
feelin valentine...feelin jeeerrrr finally e sky ride... ...lagi aku gayot,lagi kuat dier pekik..
tapikan...bile part last2...duit aku dabessssss!!!!
n yea... ppl ppl.... i seldom updates n stuff...but if i did update, i'll tag ur tagboards...
NIWAE....... my larlin got her own blog too! u guys can check it out at ->Wani
damn....23.24.....time for my beauty slp guys...
...i love her...n e turtle she bot for me.. so tis is good bye then.......
heylow ppl!!! got miss me? sori ppl for nt informin u guys tat my blog hav been disabled... tu pon terdesak kerana sebab2 tertentu.. panjang cite dier.. sum of my readers n blogmates complainin how come they are nt invited to my blog... but then i inform them of e situation..n they all reply e same thing....
haahaaahaaaahaaaa....
tk klakaaa okaae... hadoi...gabra jap...n for those who donno e whole story...den don nid to knw..coz e main thing is tat my blog hav been resume..tanx to professional advice n consult... by NANASONTOLOYO
3 cheers for nana sontorian!!!
hip hip...
-readers:horaaay!!!!
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ok
well....sempena tahun baru ni bulan baik... ijat wud like to wish u guys a very happy new year.. n merry cristmass n mary hav a little lamb to e christians.
if u guys wanna knw...i feel reli sad on new yrs eve.. coz krg sume sebok tgk bunge api... i was on duty.. itu tkpe..e worst thing is..actually im nt even suppose to werk on tat dae! n i hav to go coz of punishment! sedih kan...
well guys 2008 is a new beginning.. so u guys muz hav a new year resolution.. btol ke ape yg aku speakin ni...tapi bak kate mlayu.. u guys mesti ade azam.....
bukaaan.....bukan azan yg kat tv tu dik...i mean azam...
so b4 we continue our azam...lets take a stroll down memory lane in 2007...
year 2007.. is wen e year jesus step on e moon... n claim e first men who ever step on e moon... padahal neil armstrong dgn rakan karibnya,neil armweak da sampai dulu...
2007 is e year wen dajal muncul tapi tros sembuyik balik pasal budak2 skola rendah ketawe dan kutok dier pasal kecacatannye..
*ok..part ni jer btol* 2007 is also e year wen a very cunning assasination attempt on e late Benazzir Bhutto(tk tau asal tiap kali aku dgr name dier cam nk ketawe.tapi tk baik tau)
well actually i reli don update much on e news like last time...but for sure...2007 hav been quite a rough year for me...
eg.
relationship heart broken...ijat wen back to clubs n pubs as rehab la kononnyer...
short of cash..no savin due to his previous bike tat requires repair every month..
terrible accident sampai kepale tercabot,rambot gugur.. tat require him to stay home all e wae for 1month to rest.
werkin shifts gettin terrible..instead of 1dae work 2 daes off.. it changes to 2daes morn 2 daes evenin n 2 daes off..
dan many many lagi...
but then.. 2008 is e new begining.. e year wen ijat wans to hav new aim.. new resolution...
so...my new year resolution is..
to straighten up myself..bukan nye slame ni aku senget pon atau badan lekuk mcm udang...juz tat i wanna stop enjoyin which alredi im bored n tired of.. n start thinkin bout my future alredi..coz 20 years old.. to me is wen i shud think wat i wanna do in life... i don wanna sit under void deck..isap rokok..isap puting or isap ape ape lagi laaa n play guitar sing along session mcm campfire nite gitu....time is precious.. tat is e onli reason y our chinese frens can maju walaupon drg pakai tissue..its bcoz they don waste time n let it go juz like tat...everythin to them is money.. tapi sikap tamak dan dengki tu tkmo ikot..coz itu bkn sikap melayu kite...n also to them.... even collectin tin can,botol kicap,air kotak,surat khabar lama,surat khabar baru,surat pajak,surat cinta dan suratan takdir. tu sume bagi kite tkde nilai..but to them its money... so we shud follow more like our chinese frens.. don be too laid back....
sumore since im in a relationship now.. i don think i hav time for all tis enjoyment.. klaa..sum of u mite sae....
-sum of u : alaah..skali skala tk mati pee... -me:ape krg tau..satu kali enjoy jer..da bratus abes.. aku n.s. gaji kecik..klau ade anak,nk kasi anak mkn pon tk ckp. krg sape nak ajar aku ape nk buat!!! aku bukan typical malay!!! tkya aja aku ape nk buat!! aku da malas dgn enjoy2 ni sume!!! aku hidup berperinsip paham!!! argggh!!! asal aleh2 aku cam mara kat dialouge yg aku bikin sendiri ni!!!! name kau da la pelik... sum of u..name apentah tu.. -sum of u:mane aku tau...mak bpk aku yg kasi aku name ni. md sum of u bin sum of us...
seriously i live by my principles.. i donno wer wud i be witout them... i reli wanna hav a bright future.. in order to support my family.. myself...
my new year resolution.. is to start thinkin bout future. save money.. hav more savings for rainy daes..
-readers:errrrrrr....ijat.....
aalaah..menyampah tul la klau ade org nyampok bile aku nga bwat azam tahun baru ni...ape dia!?
-readers: u wanna save money for rainy daes? bwat ape? we tot rainy daes u hav to use raincoat or umbrella..nt savings...
*pull hair*
tu pasal..u all neve think far... wat i mean by saving for rainy daes is wif our saving...we cud buy ourself raincoat or umbrella...n we wont get ourself wet durin rainy daes.. klau tkde duit camne nk ade tu sume kan kan kaaan? so guys remember...save money is important for rainy daes...
okae laa... tats my new year resolution... u guys can also share wif me ur new year resolution by taggin my tagboard...mane tau skali santa claus bace,ur wish cud come true.. ape kejada yg aku menyenyeh ni?
for now...lets update on
BLOGGERS OUTING @ ESCAPE THEME PARK
so anidobi of e obi wan kenobi interested? those interested can simply add me at msn.. ijat69@hotmail.com
or visit my website @ www.snake69.blogspot.com (klau krg g visit gak,aku tk tau ape nk ckp)
mari kite ramai2 merapat kan lagi silaturahim dan slua cik rahim antara sesame kaum bloggers....
termenong jauh nmpk!termenong jauh nmpk! termenong jauh nmpk!!! so tis is gd bye then.....
Friday, December 07, 2007
11:46 PM
-----------allahyarhamah gilera69--------------
dear friends.. todae we gather to bid our last farewell to my love... e one im devoted deeply into for 2 years.. goin thru ups n downs... gilera69.....
it happens 3 weeks ago.... i was on my wae to werk....ridin her(lain mcm je bunyik) but then..her tempreture is risin very fast... dang...i knw its gonna be it again... e routine tat i face every 4-5 months...tat is water pump spoilt...then it leads to piston jam.. n everytime piston jam..e repair cost will be about 300.. so i was prepare for tat dae...then it happens... so i left her at mcritchie..n ask my fren to fetch me to werk.. after my bike was towed away... n send to my shop... e mechanic told me tat...she was in a very critical condition tis time..he cant do e normal procedure,tat is to rebore e block n replace e piston...coz e block itself crack..........dang. n i nid to change e whole set.. (k aku tau krg tk paham...so action angguk jer..)
readers: ooohhhh........
n e new set plus everythin cost ard 900 bux!! bukan 900 bugs bunny kay..it 900 sg dollar!!!... terencat jap bile aku dgr...then sumore...plus insurance n road tax...tat is about 200 plus... lets do a simple equation...
$900+$200= e=mc2/Aa/Ba + Bi= babi = oink2 = $1200
mampos tknk... so it took me 1 week to think bout it.. i was reli conpius at tat time..until one dae... i hav decided tat...she hav to go.... coz tis past 2 yrs...there has been 5 piston jams.. i hav spent over more than 2000 bux on her... maintenance,modification,wear n tear etc.... so i think its about time to let her go... to e scrapyard she goes..
so here's a story of e late gilera69.. as u knw..gilera69 is my first bike... bought in e late 2005... at tat time...e gilera trend wasnt tat hot.. so very rare u see tat kinda bike on e road.. till e early 2006..then e trend started... gilera here n there....sum gerls wuuuuu over it.. thou there's so many gilera..gilera69 consider rare at tat time coz its 2 stroke...n those roamin ard e island is 4 stroke......
e diff? well...let sae 2 stroke hav more power then 4 stroke... so tat makes my gilera69 so special tat time... sumore ppl will alwaes ask me,how cum ur gilera so noisy? n its very rare to see 2 stroke like mine on e rd at tat time.. in woodlands...frm wat i knw tat time...exist onli 3 2stroke gilera...a neighbour of mine juz e opposite blk.. n a chinese guy,who challenge me to a friendly race near my place....... no one dare to buy a 2 stroke gilera eventhou its powerful.. 1 thing is....senang rosak.... e maintenance is very costly... spareparts hard to find.. nids 2T.....
but then time changes everythin... nowadaes..u can find 2 stroke all over singapore... but then....there's onli one gilera69 in s'pore..
good bye
gilera69..
(psssst.play e song while scrollin down.got sentimental values) SCROLL DOWN SLOWLY N PLAY E SONG!! BARU ADE SENTIMENTAL VALUES!!!!
PLAY E SONG TAU!!!! N GET REDI UTK NANGIS!!! TKMO KETAWE!!!!!
k sume org...get redi ur tissue,tuala,kain lap kaki, kotex ape2 yg bole lap air mate... coz tis part...... mcm touchin gitu......
e love of a man n a machine
ijat n gilera69
her first bath.... she smells nice....bau cam baby...
e glowin red n black machine noisy leave blower sound..... e one n onli....gilera69 tis is her 1st fishin trip wif me...
allahyarham gilera69 wif her late fren kr fino both are red.....duh
her designated parkin lot at esplanade carpark i neve fail to park her here....her designated lot.. but then bile part nk amek moto pey jauh....
gilera69.....y do u hav to go.... first her...den u........now i hav no one else to share my life wif...
her first knn(bukan kanina k) air filter it reli changes everythin..pickup! ....after dad tune her..n i test ride,tune n test ride..tune n test ride....tune n test ride.. until she hav reach her maximum performance.. she can pick up frm 0 to 100 km/hr in juz 2 tiangs...her pickup damn fast!i swear!!
her last TAA escort..e most sweetest moment she's nt wif e gilera club,but instead follow e pace of other road bikes
her racing look...very sleek..
e time wen i had a huge arguemnt wif my ex.. n my ex walk away n took a bus home... den i tried to chase her,but gilera69 wont start... reli i swear...i tried n tried.... seems like gilera69 was jealous tat time.. maybe i focus to much on my ex n ignore her...
i will alwaes cheerish those moments e moment i wheelie on u,n e front tyre come rite off...e moment ur exzos pipe drop... e moment we had n accident wif lorry pasir, e moment e yellow superfour loses to u in a jam at tpe...e moment u race wif tawfiq's rxz.. e moment u tried pick up wif a drz... e moment i alwaes got drunk in clubs or pubs...u alwaes bring me back home safely.. i thank u......
our ups n downs......n errr....lefts n rights.... her greatest pose..... u are my precious...my onli one.........
n tis is after my accident..i gav her a new look... new paintwork....red n white matte...
telah kembali ke scrapyard pada 1hb december 2007 bersamaan 21 dzulkaedah 1428H
bagi pihak allahyarhamah.kami ingin meminta maaf sekiranye ada kesilapan asap dari exzos atau terkilas ketika dijalan raya.harap dihalalkan minyak dan 2t semasa hidupnya gilera69 dari besi kau datang...ke besi jua kau kembali.. semoga roh mu dicucuri Vpower... semoga amalan mu di jalan raya akan membantu mu dari seksa scrapyard.... akan kami doa agar kau dijauhi dari golongan besi burok dan jauhi dari karat ketika kau di alam scrapyard......amin..
ucapan ribuan terima kasih kepada: cocacola racing team
remember gilera69.... u will alwaes be in my heart... (k part ni conferm2 krg nye mate da berair..)
readers:tklaa ijat...ktrgnye bawa jer yg tgh berair lecak2 gitu...
epppHH!!! moto aku mati kan... cube respect sikit...okae...so
gilera69....i will alwaes love u...
tiada lagi ku dgr kidungmu,tiada lagi derai tawamu.hanya kesepian,yg kian mencengkam jiwaku......farewell my love..... so tis is gd bye then....
Sunday, December 02, 2007
5:33 AM
----------------next stop,singapore-------------
helo.... well lets make it short... im nt goin to continue my story bout blind dates..tk baik la mengutok org... so todae... post kirekan mcm broadcast news gitu laa... mcm "we interupt tis show for a broadcast news" so bersabar la krg yeeee... well....
arggggh....
its been hectic for me tis past few weeks.. maybe sum of u ppl saw me in e train.. well...meantime i hav to take public transportation. gua tkley tahan!!!!!!!!! well nt bcoz of e standin due to lack of seats or cramp n squeezie peak hour crowd..(part ovit yala)
its about singaporean in public transport.. ugly singaporean.... mcm2 kerenah kat dlm train...maybe sum of u notice.. well todae im nt gonna talk much.. i'll juz let tis funi video entertain u.. let e video finish buffer n watch n listen to e video..sanggup aku cancel lagu kat blog in order 4 u ppl to hear clearly..
first up... e audition for mrt idol.. contestant number 10039,arumugam gaja
e next video is taken from.. a local dance audition..
n can sumone tell me..is tis guy sleepin or tryin to suck his own cock?
next up is my fav.... section 32...unsound mind... n wen mrt welcome those kinda ppl...
yess ppl...cum on...laugh along wif him...
n tis is my fav...
n here cums e best part.... e most disgustin creature tat lurks in e mrt...
n yea...after viewin tis clip.. i will neve ever lean my head on e mrt window
observe his face...he's havin an orgasm juz by diggin his nose..
tat is y i hate public transport... danggg....
alritey...my purpose of postin an entry todae is bcoz... I WANNA ORGANIZE BLOGGERS OUTINGS!! its ard e month of jan,
so here's wat i hav in mind... -escape theme park -wild wild wet -ice skating -snow city -movies -clubbin(18+) -paintball -lepak bawa blk
tk tau laa...e rest if u guys gt sumthin to add up can inform me thru msn...
jgn bilang ijat tk inform atau last min eh.. tis is 1 month in advance..
so ppl...anione interested?
snzrdy: alamak ijat... da syiok2 baca.. to be continued lak... cepat2 update lah... -snake:mesti gini mcm..biar suspen..jgn suaspen Eika: *SCREAMS* IJAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.. sengajakan tk nk abiskan cerita!!!! wahlau!!!! sesungguhnya eika geli tgk pompan tuh.. heavy flow siaaaaaaaaaaa.. ewwwwwwwww -snake:eikaaaaaaaa!! sesungguhnye heavy flow tu la yg lubricate!wakaka! dd: ahahhahahkk! boleh jadik comedian ah ijat.. tapi jgn la simpan tu suspense lamer sgt! update sooooon..part dah best2 tu!! btw kan, ure linked dude! its ur turn nowww!! dhaaaa!! *waiting* :D -snake:alaaa....cite2 mcm hikmah tu sume ade continue2 u all tk complain pon..cite ijat skali skala sey continue2... Atika: Haha. Kecian Ijat kena rogol. See, next time, don't be too nice tauuuu. Kan dah kena take advantage. Best tak Ijat? -snake:sob sob...i lost my innocence MAriana: hahahahaha! funny posttttt -snake:ketawe!! yea benar!!! ketawe laaa kwn2 ku!! nurul: dah tau bday abeht ak wish. huhu.... -snake:hepi very belated birthdae! titijepun: saye nampak kamu dlm train tadie! dudok betol2 depan ijat. haha! muke mcm sakit je??? :) -snake:sakit ati kene naik train gi keje... .:sasha:.: ehk lau nk kuar mmg boleh.. fren2 pe... :) -snake: yessaaaaaaaa wawakiss: IJAAAAAT. YOU'RE INVITED TO MY PIT THIS SUN. DAH TAU KANNNN. HAHA! READ MY BLOG FOR DETAILS! :D -snake:sob sob HUda: helloooooooooooooooo! -snake: walaikumsalaaaaaaaam KecH: i was bloghopping. bt ur entry got me hooked. funny story hahakz. nice nice. cheers. :) -snake:tankiyu very much miss kech!glad u enjoy it!plzzzz cum again! titijepun: yer yer yer! betol betol sangat! i sat in between two guys infront of u. in ite uniform. tula, tekejot jap nampak ijat naek train. huhu! -snake:don tell me are u e one tat drop at marsiling? ellysan: ape yg tk ajak ? -snake:double o! Efaah: HELLO ijat! Nice knowing you! -snake:helo efa...go to sleep! 'SHACUTE™: Ijaaaaaaaaattttt! Bila Nak Update Lagik Niee? Cepatlah. Tak Sabar Untuk Part 3 Dan Part-Part Yang Selanjut Dengannyaaaaaa. HAHAH :P -snake:part 3 tidak dpt ditayangkan kerane kerosakan technical ayu: haha! ini jat pena blang kat ayu. tapi dat gal dashyat sei. u knw i knw... ssshhh!! pape beep hp ayu. =) -snake:know nvm...tusal..jat takot..tapi dlm takot2 pon ade suke jugak! nurul: you are my featured blogger of the month. so better update as often as you can.thank you(: -snake:tankiyu nurul! i feel so honoured Eton: oit bachen update luh pantat!! ekekeke -snake:da la kene bachin..kene pantat agiiii.... Nazurah: HAHAHA funny laa yr blind dates. tular gatal sgt kan tgk at last menjadi. hehehe -snake:sob sob...ape ley bwat...naz nk carik kan ijat date ke?
i wanna get a new bike laaaaa!!! so tis is good bye then...
Thursday, November 22, 2007
3:25 AM
-----------3 blind mice date (part2)------------------
finally...back by popular demand... ijat is back wif another pey another pey another blind dating story...
todae story...is another story bout my blind date.. even my mum knws tis story..sumpah tk bedek.. wen u expectin e worst...sumthin good happens wen sumthin good happens...it turns out to be e worst!
base on a very true story.. bout 1-2 years ago... n e story goes like tis....
once upon a time,i was lepakin wif my bdk2 moto.. skali aku pon borin,dgn kegatalan aku yg ke tahap chimpanzee...aku pon tanye kawan aku...
-me: eh,kau tkde kwn pompan ke putih ke.. cine ke...... -kwn:kau nk cine eh? ah aku ade...ni conferm kau nye type...jap eh....(sambil mengodeh2 hp) ah ni name dier miss M... -me: conferm ke lawa...ade kang muke cine bukit pagi2 pegi keje naik basikal dgn muke tk mandi.. -kwn:coonfeeeerm....
n so i save her number... then i nudge my fren....
(to all my dear gerl frens...) normally e standard procedure or e most common anonymous msg frm typical malay will be like tis.. -guys:hai bole kenal2? -gerls:sape ni?who gave u my number? -guys:my name roy.. hassan gav me ur number... -gerls: hassan mane? tk kenal laa... -guys:alaa..hassan sani...dier bwk krete nissan sunny.
tis is like very common for u gerls kan kan kan? well...tis tactic of mine ade sikit baik... tkde kaum pompan nk sibok2 tanye dari mane dpt number...so e irritates me...nk kene soal jwb mcm dalam kubo pulak...so i come up wif tis tactic.. guys..take note of tis tactic..if u wanna get to knw a gerl.. gerls...take note of tis tactic..do not fall trap for tis trap..
-me:helo? man kau dtg ke tk? -ms M: err...sori..i think u got e wrong number.. -me: erk..ok sori.....bye....
klick...
then my fren ask me...
-kwn:ape kau buat? -me:kau tgk jer...ape aku buat...lagi 5 min..
5 min kemudian... i dialed her number again...
tits (kan senang) kring kringggg.....
-me:................ -ms M: err..helo? -me: ah...sori2..i still got e wrong number... err...is ur number..1234567? (jat mane 8 jat) ...n 8? -ms M: hmm...yea? -me:how cum ah?cnt be wat..bla bla bla.. (i crack sum jokes but i fgt wat it was) -ms M:hehheheheee.... -me:sori again..i think i go n check thru my fren if e number is correct....tankiyu then bye... -ms M:hehe...its okae...bye.....
-kwn:ape kau bwat jat? aku tk paham.. -me: kau teeeengok jer..ni sume take time...
n so about half an hour later.. i msg her hp...
(sorie for disturbin u..i hope i did nt trouble u.. n btw..ur voice sounds so cute..n im interested to get to knw u better if u don mind..niwae.. u can view my pictures at frenster,my email is ijat69@hotmail...txt me back aite)
n saaaaaaaap...5 mins later she replied... jadi jugak...da tgk gamba sume... den she call....n we chat for almost about 5 hours.. ape kitrg bebwal pon aku tk tau...
yep... cheeky by nature..i manage to persuade her to meet me e next dae... n so..tis is it..blind date....... okae...tis is wat i fear most...thing doesnt turn out like e wae i wan it... yg bagus nye bdk cine ni tk ckp yg dier kulit kuning langsat laa,coklat taik laa,biru air laut laa, kelabu asap laa....she juz relak jer..tk auwn... but then i still scared...mane tau kwn aku nk paitau aku.. mintak cine...tapi...yg dtg mcm saiz perot tokpek kong.. mau mati mintak kene telan hidup2.... tapi tkpe...tis is all about risk...walaupon akceli... aku tknk jumpe sebab takot...maklumlaa...da pena terjadi.
so e next dae..dier pon nk jumpe aku...so aku pon blg dier jumpe kat mrt berdekatan uma aku..since moto aku rosak.. bey dier pon agree laa.....
igt lagi aku...pukol 10 mlm tu...bulan mengambang, angin sepoi2 bahasa mandarin..diiringi daun kering dan ikan kering.....aku pon jalan pegi mrt...dier ckp dier da sampai...sambil jln tu...otak tgh berserabot....
lau bdk cine ni tk lawa camne... lau mate dier sepet mcm seolah2 dier tgh tido mcm mane.. lau jalan blakang dier abey bau mcm bende tk cebok mcm mane.. lau dier bual abeh kua mcm bau lembu kaki pendek mcm mane....
tkpe2...walau apepon terjadi...aku tkkn lari.. face it like a men ijat...aku adela lelaki sejati.. biar tk lawa mcm mane pon..tkmo lari...tu sume...cobaan.
tibe jerr disane...mate aku pon scan area tersebut.. okae..mane satu dier... ade satu pompan cine..pakai tube..nmpk pusat,seksi giler babi...babi pon tkde la seseksi gitu..muke pon kiyut gile babi....sumenye babi laa...tapi tk mungkin dier.. too good to be true...so aku scan la lagi... ah lagi satu pompan cine jugak..pakai baju cam org tua.. jalan bongkok2...collect tin....ahhh...nmpk sah bkn... tua sgt...so aku scan2 la lagi......
tgh scan tu...aleh2 ade org call...
kring kring...damdim dum,bunyi mercun.. klick....
-me:err...miss M..is tat u?
then kat situ laa...depan mate aku...bkn blkg mate... pasal kat blakang aku tkde mate...saaaaaaaap.... tu dier...miss M...terpampang...
aku terpegun jap....
nk lari tknk...
k jap....org bodo je gi lari.. sebab....dier lawaaaaa nk mampos!!!! muke tk cam cine langsong!!!! mate besa mcm jepon2!! rupe2 nyer pompan yg pakai tube tu yg lawa gile rupenye dier!!!! aku tk expect langsong dier lawa gitu mcm!!! arrrrgggghhh!!!!! terpancot2 air mani ku dibuat nye... muke tk macam cine..mcm melayu pon ade mcm jepon pon ade...mcm mcm adaaa~~~~
aku pon tersenyum lebar...mane tidak...lawa nk mampos. 10 kali lebih lawa dari sume ex aku seriously sumpah tk bedek...muke mcm model2 nye muke... reli reli reliiiii 100% my type!!!! aku bersyukurrrrr.....
so aku pon approach dier...talk talk talk...skali tapi aku pon terpikir,asal dier pakai tube.nk seduce aku pe??..abeh jacket tk pakai,dier gi tutop slua...
dier ckp dier tgh uzur..heavy flow..so dier tutop la slua dier yg colour putih tu...
aku pon bak kate org putih...offer a helpin hand laa... utk pompan lawa cam dier..jgn kate hand...leg aku.. pelir aku...sume sanggop aku offer.... so aku tanye dier ape kate dtg uma aku, den aku ley tanye bonda ku kalau ade kotex.. so kite pon jln kaki gi uma...
tibe je kat uma,aku pon tanye la bonda ku..
-me:mak! ade kotex tk?kwn jat tgh uzur ar..
so bonda ku offer dier kotex ngan slua baru... dier pon pegi la bilik air pakai... den after tat my parent lak nk kua... my mum sae...
-mum:jat..kau nk anta dier balik kepe naik train? da pukol brape da ni..by e time nk patah balik da tkde train...suro dier tido sini je la... -me:eh ak ah eh....k laa..bsok je la jat anta dier..
so miss M pon agree to stay.. so mlm tu,my parent left...tinggal aku ngan dier je kat uma.....
den aku pon dok la dlm bilik main game.. tgh main tgh main...skali mcm ade org tgh main dgn telinge aku........arrrggghhh ..... main darah nmpk.....wuuuUUuu........ aku pon kacau2 la dier balik....nk main darah sgt kan..
bey lepas tu...at one point aku pon da malas nk gurau2.. aku bangon dari katil...tapi dektu maseh kat situ... dier tgh mcm sujud gitu...abeh bontot dier mengadap kat aku..pastu dier goyang bontot dier kiri dan kanan......
k laa....tk realistic langsong...jap biar aku tuka
much better... n dier ckp....FUUUUCK MEEE FUUUCCK MEE... dengan suare seductive la kononnyer.... aku da tercegat dekat situ...mengakal....... sumpah i nt lyin....nk ketawe pon ade...mcm nk terajang pantat dier dari belakang pon ade... dekni klaka kape...aku tkde mood pon...mmg lawa gile babi.. tapi dier nga heavy flowwwwwwwww......geli woooo...
okaeee~pikiran..skrg dier da horny mcm kucing betina mintak main...ape aku nk buat ni...rezeki depan mate.. tk pena org nk offer aku mantat gelek2 bontot dier gitu mcm...mcm kelaka pon ade...dier pikir ni cite porn kapeerr.... arggh....mknan da dihidang...tapi yg problem nye.. miss M tgh heavy flow...tknk laa dgn darah2 meleleh.. daging mera tekua2 berserak atas katil aku! arggh....ultimate turn off!!! aku tolak bontot dier.....kelepek bdk tu jato side wae..
lucky one of my gerl fren came over my place tat nite... jadi kite 3 la kat uma..2 gerl 1 boy..but my fren nga sebok tgk tv kat lua..aku dgn kucing gatal kat bilik.. so aku pon bukak pintu bilik besa2..lampu bukak..jadi mood nk main tu tkde....tapi dekni nafsu kuat....aku pn naik takot...dier tknk giv up...mati2 nk main!!!
argghhhh.... aku cam nk kene rogol!
luck my fren yg kat lua tu gi masok bilik.. fuuuh~ slmat aku.... my fren masok kan kepale kat pintu..turn to me.. n saw miss M on top of me... n sae...
-g-f: eh...jat..asal tk tutop lampu?tk romantik la gini..
dgn kurang aja nye dier.. dier gi tutop lampu...bey tuutop pintu!!! lagi naik la tanduk miss M!!!! TIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!! aku kene rogol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to be continued....
acah: cheyy lagu ditujukan khas seyy !! touching seyy !! hahahaa, && asal niii steng2 entrynyeee. suspension betul !! ishhhh .. tpi klaka laaaaaaaaaaa !! wuaaaahahaahahhaaa
-snake: tu laa...mcm time puase lak tuju2 lagu..yg pasal entry ni pulak tkmo complain la acah.... abeh asal cite hikmah tu sume continue2 acah tknk complain...!
c-zar: cheh feweeet!!! looks like u got alot of fan's bro..i must admit ur 1 nice guy..;)....need more friends like u....lerr...muke aku tak laku la yng org nak menggatal hahakz...
c-zar: u got a face of a linkinpark singer...lol...thx 4 putting up the mix bro...chillbro~ u time is yet to come 4 mrs right..
c-zar: how's the date? got mrs petom instead?? ..wakaka..ROFL!... u deserve better....
-snake:waah...im nt tat mr nice guy laa...tryin to be one ya..linkin park kepe muke.. mcm southpark nye character ade laa....btw miss petom wanna date ya!
.:sasha:.: totally agree wif c-zar..ure 1 nice guy..i tink. hah. dunno u personally but fromur bog, ure 1 damn farnie guy! dun c y gals dun appreciate u. =p
-snake: no la..if im a nice guy..y nt go out wif me?? wakaka..mengatal la pulak...
MsOlive aka Eton: hey hey...read ur blog...gt ur addie frm azsyar...cool entries!
-snake:tankiyu miss olive oil bini popeye!! wanna link??
Eika: tolong habiskan cerita boleh tak mr ijot? tk suke lah ade interval2, advertisement2 nie smue.. potong stim btol ah mr ijot ni!!
-snake: okae mrs eiko..ijot nk abis kan...tapi advertisement oso hav its purpose tau..
honey: hello. bloghopped thru here..must say ur last post is daymn funny. =P
-snake: hello miss honey...aisey..mcm mane ley ade link ni?ni mintak kene link balik..
ayU: IJAT!!! CEPAT UPDATE LAGI! DH TK SABAR NIE NK TAU CRITE SELANJUTNYA.
-snake: saba ayu..saba tu ialah negeri dekat malaysia..
c-zar: alermak...ni mr ijat ni asek buziee je la...susah nak get thru....bro ur next remix is up....but sadly i cant do jazz la....so hard...asek sala tune jerr...:(
-snake:wahaa...don try too hard laa...do a jazz covers kepe...
Atika: Ijat! Cepat lah update! Ika nak baca your next blind date!
-snake: saba atikos...saba tu ialah separuh dari iman kindergarten.nt onli smart but talented... dd: ola ijat. hahahaha! blind date is really scary sia. & urs is super funny!! lols! dnt worry lah, u'll find the cutest girl just as cute as you, soon! awy, just bloghopping
-snake: ehh...nt funi,its scaryyyyy....yea..i hope e cutest of e cutest gerl will come one dae..n don juz bloghopped...link wif me!
nurul: hello ijat.biler nak update, cepatlah.
-snake:saba nurul,saba tu ialah name pendek sabariah
EFF: JATTT! bile mau update nieee!! CPT CPT CPT CPT!! EMERGENCYYY!! HAHAHAHA! =p
-snake:saba efa...saba tu ada laa....ahh...tk tau la ape lagi nk ckp...!!
ely: where's part II? :p
-snake: part2 up!
so cite nye begitu laa... miss M stop msgin me wen i gt a gf... pasal aku suro x aku hang dier..wakaka... but then she contacted me again.. miss M till now sumtime txt me... e wae she try to seduce me in a weird manner.. sampai skrg maseh2 terngiang2 dlm fikiran ku....
still waitin for my princess in shining armour.. so tis is good bye then....
sori ppl... i knw its been awhile since i last updated.. bkn ape...abg ijat bz lerr...
ppl ppl...n check tis out.. dj czar a.k.a azhar do a dnb remix for me la! i get to knw tis couple pon frm bibid.. dope laa lu bro...shud consider becomin a drum n bass dj.. buat jazz dnb remix pon sedap... here, u guys can listen to his remix at his blog. Azsyar tkmo gatal2 eh..dier da ade matair..nk gatal2 dgn ijat jer..
n so...i gonna update abit todae.. tanx tu miss Wani!!! she is my inspiration... dinda la umpama bulan dan bintang...daun tembakau asam pedas..diluar pagar....tankiyu miss wani!!! lain kali lau nk tido jgn tahan2 yeeerr!!
i've been missin all tis while frm bloggin is becoz im facin tis process wer i call enlightenment..
saaap...sampai da kua aura skali... ni lagi setapak je da jadi e next buddha.. but reli...i did shave my hair...
on my previous post..claimin tat i wanna find gf la ape laa...so in order to calm myself.. wah i go thru 7 daes n 4 nights of meditatin k... i even shaved my hairdo....
so now i feel better la abit.. but then still searchin... n yea...aku mmg cerewet beret... tapi ade ckp,klau cerewet2....go for blind date laa... argggh....seriously...i hav enuf of blind date sey!! guaaa serik..
k lemme share u sum of my blind date experience...
tis one happens 3-4 yrs ago... my fren recommend me tis gerl...he pass me her number.. then her name was miss Z(bukan name sebenar) so upon hearin her name pon...i tell myself... wahh....name cam sedap jer...muke pon mesti la lawaa.. aku pon dgn kegembiraan terloncat2 terpancut2..(pancut ape tu?) ijat pon msg tat miss Z numbr...n one thing tat reli makes me more interested in her was.... .............she asked me..how do i look like..... so dlm otak aku pn pikir..kalau dier da tanye nk tau aku nye looks mcm mane..mesti standard dier tinggi. lau standard dier tinggi..mesti dier lawa! wahooo!! n soo...i told her....then it was my turn to ask her, n she replied...
kulit i KUNING LANGSAT,i pendek KIYUT2.. rambot i PANJANG....
wahh~mengalir air liur, air mani, air gatal aku mendengarnye..kiyut kiyut lak tu dier kate.. suke gile aku dgn kiyut2...n so it began...
we started contactin each other thru fone..
1 week pass....
2 weeks pass......
eh...jumpe la...i ask miss Z... first she gave all sort of reasons... itulaa ni laa kucing dier branak laa goldfish dier lari ruma laaa.....so aku pon pakse tekan maha tekan.. den she agreed...okae good...but then she sae... "i tk lawa tau,seriously" so aku pikir2 balik pon..mungkin sebab dier avoid2 meetin pasal dier btol2 tk lawa tk? tapi tkpe.. there's a sayin,seeing is believin... so den she will be meetin me e next dae,bringin along her friend...n me...well......zul laa terpakse ikot aku.. n yea...e next dae....
k i waited at e mrt station...she msg me tat she will be wearin red,n her friend will be wearin black.. waah...aku ngan zul pon da excited laa... saaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!! there's 2 gerl standin rite at e other end!!! satu baju mera! satu baju hitam!!! yg best nye ape tau kawan2!!!! SERIOUSLY LAWA SEYYYYYY!!!! tk sangka akU!!!!! kuning langsat...rambot panjang...pendek kiyut2 lak tu yg berbaju meraaaaaa~
i was reli2 happy...mcm wahhhhh........yg mera tu miss Z..cantik la sey....tapi memandangkan kite blom jumpe kan..tkkn nk approach gitu jer.. so i call her fone....
keliling keliling...click!
helo~ miss Z... (erk~ pelik..kenape pompan tu tk angkat)
u jap2 i nk kat sampai....
n so...aku mcm tercegat kat situ..pikiran.. kalau tu bkn dier...abeh mane dier.... den dekat escalator....baru nk kua fare gate... tercegat la dua susuk tubuh yg tk berupa tubuh... sssssatu baju mera...satu..........baju hitam....
dan drg.......tk lawa langsong................. kulit..coklat TAIK!muke TK KIYUT! hitam legam!
my heart stop for a while.. k breathe in,breathe out..... nvm..cud be another mistake mcm tadi..mane tau..
then e one in red call sumone... n now....my heart reli stop..cozzz.... my fone is vibratin like it neve vibrates b4 in my pocket. mcm sengaje vibrate kuat2 nk kasi aku rase yg ade org tgh kol aku...so aku angkat...
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da sah...itu dierrrr........ oh tuhan ku...kenape la dier muke cam gremlin.. bukan aku nk mengutuk ciptaan mu..tetapi..... kenape dier describe lain..tapi kua lain.. nk tknk....terpakse la aku layan dier jugak... tu laa hukuman dunia kalau gatal n miang sgt.....
k i'll juz finish it off here... don wori...there will be another story bout my blind date...tat will be in my next post.. so stay tune...same time same channel same face.. same place same same name trima kasih n same same..
to be continued.....
now for my tag reply!
iraspydey: erks, i saw taufiq,fir,zul bar..& ouhmigawd is dat chucky ?
-snake:eh..u knw them jugak? chucky tkde kat dlm lerr ira..
EFF: jatttt,sabaaa k! one day will find the right one sooon. slow & steady la jatt! mesti dpt punyeee k! da jat,jgn sedih2! senyum2 gile2 selalu! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ((:
-snake:one dae tu...by e time eff da ade anak da ade cucu seyy...lambat...
nina: pijak lor
-snake:pasal awk kiyut kan..tk jadi la pijak..
Atika: Ijaaaaaaaaaaaattt! Don't be tooo desperate lah. Enjoy while you are still young tau! But then again kan, being attached pun best jgk. Search Ijat, search! Jgn cerewet pulak tau bila memilih.
-snake: mane satu ni atikos?? carik ke tk carik??
aini: njoy ur single life while u can! date as many girls as u like. hohoho! insyaallah ull find e right one one day!
aini: so much so, its not at all easy to find the right one huh. wadever it is, enjoy life! hehhh
-snake: yeaaaa....enjoy life...da puas sey enjoy..jelak of enjoyment.. asal?aini nk carik kan calon ke?
Mariana: bloggermates perempuan ramaiiiiiii skali .. tkkan satu pun tkde berkenan kan jat? dorang semue tu pun lawa2 whattt..
-snake: mmg la lawa2...tapi byk da ade matair...tkkn nk kacau bini org kan.. tapi blogmate yg single mingle tu malu laaa..heeeheee..(lari sambil menutup kemaluan)
acah: bersabarlah kamu sbelum kamu disabarkan. HAHH, the right one will come la jatt !! takmau sad2 ok. acah nk entry giler2 tanak sedih2 !! dengar takk ?? k besttt.
-snake: wah..da mcm khutbah jumaat dier nye first phrase...
rollingsittles: halu halu my fav blogger! haha. ok nak carik girls yg mcm mane? meh sasha carikkan.
-snake: nak yg kiyut2!!!
Orange: Ijat is farneee, have I told you that yet? No worries about finding a ...
Orange: ...girlfriend la. One special someone will come soon okay! Besides, you hv ya bike whatttt. LOL.
-snake: my bike is my one n onli...
anonymous: omg. you're soo funny. i love reading them! (:
-snake: omg...tankiyuuuu...plz come again n again n againnn!
Fuzy: heloooo darls!! long time no tagg u!!!!! helooooooo!
-snake:fuz!!!!!!!! carik kan ijat calon!!
Eika: ijat... minachi sbelah rumah eika jambu kedemaks to buah lemon. amcm? nk trade nombor tk? wakakakaka
-snake: tapi eika..minachi tu lesbian la..dier pena told me tat she alwaes ngendap eika mandi tau!
iyliee: IJAT IYLIEE SINI!!! MISS ME??!!! ijat ijat, ur still super cute! hahahha and ur girl will come soon okeh! if not i find for u...HAHAHAHAHHA
-snake:water iyliee!!! wa xiang ni!! iyliee nk carik kan calon?dpt kn yg kiyut2 eh mcm iyliee gitu? bole?
.:sasha:.: ey,u stil got a long way to go...dun b in a rush to grow up. take ur time aites?
-snake: i nt rushin..but then..im juz lonely.....(voices: aAAaaaawwwwwww)
ayU: IJAT! Don betray ur bike by having a gf.. HOHOHO.
-snake: ayuuuuuu!my bike will leave me one dae!
ayeesha: ijat. tagged here before. can add me in msn? coz i read ur post u want to let go rxz. im interested, details pls! thanks!
-snake: da lambat...da ade org beli.....
**AzSyaR**: SSSsssSSSnake.. rememba us? we are naufal`s & bid`s frens.. link us up k? =]
-snake: eh...mane ley tk ingat kaan.....
rini: ijat....rini da update tau!!! rajin2 singgah k...
-snake: woookey..finally
Abidah: jat! tat tyme ape cite?? tk update bibid pape ponn.. heheh.. btw u n naufal cannot bertemu ah,MAMPOS AKU NNT!!! GGRR!!!
-snake: wakaka..klaa..tknk kacau bibid k..lain kali ijat n naufal kacau naufal nye scandal pulak...opppss opppsss....terlepas ckp....
ifah: ijat nak girlfriend eh? pat lucky plaza ramai menunggu ijat tau! teeheee! kidding!!
-snake: errk...tu boyfriend ke gerlfriend?
....: hello there =)
-snake: hello back mr/mrs........ (fill in e blank)
Sarah: Ijat ke tu itu hari kat tampines interchange? haha.
-snake:time tu ijat tgh keje sey...den tgh isap rokok jap...skali igt ijat nmpk ashawara rai...tapi tgk lagi skali mcm sara..conpius sey
c-zar: amcm snake aka ijat?? hahakz...ni a la rmbr? the one that came ur hse with bid and naufal? heard u like my remix...will do a special write up on DnB remixes just 4 you...;) make sure ko beli eh...
c-zar: lol typo error...ni aku la azhar....add me up on skype or msn u love music then maybe 1 of this days we can club together and i let u know some of my dj crews...aite
snake: ok go! kite club same2 satu ari!!!
blog-surfer: haha.seme nak tlng carik kn ijat girl.tapi tkde yg nakk volunteer.=D ehh where got "pelan2 lama2 jdi bukit" seh? maner satu nak? pelan2 kayuh ker sikit2 lamer2 jdi bukit.
-snake: mcm mane nk pelan2 kayuh? ijat skrg naik moto..da tk naik basikal sey..
tango yankee victor mike..snake out.. so tis is good bye then....
::aBout Me::
e name is ijat...
also known as snake
tis is my fiance...
tis is my love.her name is gilera69.
i love her very much...
but i miss my previous bike
::AL-FATEHAH::
Allahyarhamah Gilera69
C.O.E. : 9 tahun
telah kembali ke scrapyard pada
1hb december 2007 bersamaan 21 dzulkaedah 1428H
bagi pihak allahyarhamah.kami ingin meminta maaf sekiranye
ada kesilapan asap dari exzos atau terkilas ketika
dijalan raya.harap dihalalkan
minyak dan 2t semasa hidupnya
gilera69 dari besi kau datang...ke besi jua kau kembali..
semoga roh mu dicucuri Vpower...
semoga amalan mu di jalan raya akan membantu
mu dari seksa scrapyard....
akan kami doa agar kau dijauhi dari golongan besi
burok dan jauhi dari karat ketika kau di alam
scrapyard......amin..
ucapan ribuan terima kasih kepada:
cocacola racing team
Kedai Moto Poh San..Kedai Moto Northlink..
kedai Moto Tong Aik..Kedai aunty..Kedai Ah Boy..
Kedai Rudy lorong bapok..Traffic Police..
VICOM yishun..ESSO..SHELL..CALTEX (jb)
