yess people... ur frenly,cheeky,horny,kinky neighbourhood ijat is back...
n yea....seems like i'll onli update like once a month... abeh nk bwat cane...abg busy la... but now adaes it seems like im goin online often.. n tryin to get in touch back wif my online n imaginary frens.
kejap laa hamblau! aku blom cerite... okae..yg klaka nye kan...online jer...nanti kebanyakan tanye... ijaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!! bloggers outing!!!!!!!!!!! jadi ijat disini ingin memberitahu kepade rakan2 seblog ku bahawa ijat tidak lagi memprovide dan mengorganisekan outing2 tersebut...ijat da step down... but there will be 2 other blogger tat will take over me.. tat is nisa n yayan....ntah drg semangat berkobar2 nk planin. coz i been busy..no time to plan outings ni sume.. nk jumpe matair sendiri pon susa..apetah lagi kwn.. so tugas2 tersebut telah ku serahkan kepade pihak2 tertentu...... so anithin keep urself update wif yayan n nisa..
so how hav i been doin?? okae..lets juz sae im counting daes...tooooo........ORD!!!!
(applause)
soon i'll be leavin tat damn place.... freedom!!!! kingdom!!! boredom!!! condom!!!! n many more! no more patrolin..screenin...scoldin...get complain...watever shit....eventhou i will be out of e force...i'll still do my part to search for mas selamat....(good citizen katekan)
sape yg mountain tortoise katak bawa tempurung bawa oven bawa microwave...lemme tell u whu is mas selamat...
dipetik dari filem ibu mertuaku.. -mak dara:mas selamat..sape dia mas selamat! lowyar,magistrate?
till now,we still donno his werabout... so u guys out there....there's a bounty on his head.. jgn kate bounty je yg ade kat kepale dier.. keleymomo,ketombe,dandruff kutu sume jln tros.. da lame tk mandi nye org....
now enuf... lets talk bout ord... well...national service.. seriously kan...to me...n.s. really destroy our future. for eg. i takin diploma....den after tat i tot of continuin university. skali kena ns....so serve...n then maybe can continue studyin after ns...but then...after u finished ns.u realised tat u reli nid money to support urself n bla bla bla...n u gt no motivation to study alredi.........so bo pian..got to enter e werkin environment alredi..
but in other wae oso... to me....ns really built our character.. makin us more of an adult..more responsible...more discipline..
but wat do i knw...sembarang laaa...janji da ord.. n so...
lemme tell u a story.. bout my life journey...goin thru ups n down durin ns. my ns journey begins..........
on 11july 2006
my first dae at hta..damn i wasnt happy with it.. masok je camp...da kene hamun maki sumpah seranah..
n tis fucker here is faizal aka mama.. he's e first person i talk to wen i reached hta,sayin tat he got saw me werkin at airport b4.but i tried nt to continue e conversation..pasal nt in e mood...skali we ended up same squad.. pastu became gd fren... lau da jodo tk ke mane kaaan...
den e moment of truth...shavin away our hair.... everythin was so painful for e first few daes.. tkley sala sikit....abit onli kena pump...pump onli kena abit.. our arms are achin.but still kena pump..don hav time to recover. n normally those freshman tat enter e camp will be called 'mangkoks' coz of our bald head... so dae by dae we endure...e first 2 weeks of confinement was hell for me..coz e ciggies tat i manage to smuggle in hav alredi finish on e first 3 daes....mcm nk mati aku di bwatnye..smokers reli suffers inside..
i don like ppl callin me by my real name.. so i told them to call me by e name of ijat.. but most of my chinese fren had a hard time pronouncing it...so i ask them to call me snake.. but sum idiot got e wrong idea.. sum tot i was called snake bcoz of e wae i laugh.. n sum tot bcoz of my laziness..tat is after every meal, i'll go back to my bunk n sleep... n sum tot is bcoz i knw my wae thru e underground method.. like eg. smugglin ciggies etc
n so...most of my squad mate call me by e name of snake
e chihuahua squad,squad 35...
da mcm gerak khas e movie nye movie poster..
playboy playmate
i miss e full length mirror yg ktrg slalu rebut2
seriously...tis is all drawings.. so stop askin me if its real onot
e big dae,pop...i was e first one to march out to e parade square...
kiyut kaaaaaaaaan gamba ni??? e one lookin upward n smilin is me...
i never bring any snack or food wen bookin in.. all i hav to do is to steal them frm my bunkmates..
left to right: Fazli Anonei,Faizal white indian, Khalis e iblis n ijat e snake n tgh2 tu V-shaped jari
e malay bunch
after my passing out parade... all of us were separated.. sum go to division as staff assistant n security sentry sum go to logistic....but a bunch of us madeit to special operation command includin me n mama.. i was posted to police mrt while mama posted to squadron.
after undergoin rigorous trainin n courses.. finally im ready to go onground...
n my first G.L..group leader..or as u all call it,mentor.. was Franky..a typical ah beng type.n look like one too.. but he reali is a good mentor..teaches me everythin frm A-Z..
then after about 3-4 months..then i am on my own.. but within 3-4 months.sadly..i was marked by my supervisor. comin to werk late,negligent,smokin etc...
still green...
there..i met Sky...a very good fren of mine till now.. alwaes there wen needed,my pub buddy n my partner in crime..
n han....sumone u cud depend on n jun ji..a very concern fren
really gonna miss them
a fren of mine took these photo..he told me tat those name highlighted is bein marked as troublemaker.. good thing i got my spies...
n yea...i hacked their lockers n steal their food.. prangai tk ubah2....
we're guardin e christmass tree incase sumone leave a suspicious parcel below e tree... soon after tat...i became a G.L... n hav my own men.. we call them,Gina or Baby.... n my gina is a chinese guy...a hardcore clubber too... n i giv him e name Tiger... so mcm style la gitu konon... crouching tiger,hidden snake
serving my time...arghh..damn hellweek.. wer u received intensive training.. frm morn till evenin..non stop trainin n runnin..
n they sae indians hav hairy arms,body allover..
well........
tis is wat ashawara rai cleavage looks like in real life upclose...
well....i don onli patrol in mrt...unofficially i patrol at...
punggol...been here.... vivocity! been here too.... outside of m.o.s. lookin at e bridge wer i alwaes got drunk last time....mcm memories la konon..
wen hkmp5 bein replace wif a cement gun
my lovely intake... top left to rite:Commando cockroach,Han solo bottom: Jun ji e kunji,Riyazi inkedebah n Hakim tyson
been thru many wif these guys... from small cases such as go after hooligans to bomb threat n suicide... n i still remember e big chunk of meat n a foot on e mrt track.
our trip to k.l. on a cruise
n not to forget,our dnd..
team charlie last cheers together...
seriously... those memories,i will cherished it my squadmate..my teammate.. tanx for e time..u guys really make my ns life happenin...i love u ppl!!! O.R.D. loH!!!!
ok .... u guys can cry now..
damn soya sauce... so tis is good bye then...
Thursday, February 21, 2008
9:26 PM
-----------------wer are u khabar?----------------
assalamualaikum ahli kubur,ahli bomba,ahli fikir, alipom,aliyamaisara dan ali setan
-para jemaah:walaaikumsalam....
well...ppl.....got miss me?
(criket sound)
sorie laaa...i knw its been awhile since i last update.. 2months?? i donno... well....abg ijat bz laa...n tat time pon internet connection kene potong...
-readers:mcm mane bole kene potong abg ijat?
ntah...aleh2 jer drg potong... da tu tkpe..bole fitnah tat i din pay my bills.. padahal baru bayar............errr
baru baya 4 months ago...*cough*
aniwae..been very bz.... i din even have time for my larlin now a days.. veeeeeeeery bz.......coz i hav took up part time job... abg abg mcdelivery seyyy...kwang3... multi-tasking katekan...mcm superhero gitu laa.. police by dae,rider by nite....he is......
e rasukman... k sungguh tk klaka.... da nk kene pandai juggle both shift... ade kang confius sgt between both jobs... time nk tangkap org,tk klua kan handcuff. kluakan receipt...suro subjet tu baya... bile nga deliver makanan lak...pegi tangkap customer bwk balik macdonald.. tapi ape ley bwat...nak carik makan... tanggung anak bini kat uma.baya duit batu klau tk baya nanti ruma drg tarik den kasi ruma kertas..da nk kene baya duit kertas pulak,duit tong sampa..aku pon tk tau kenape nk kene baya duit sampah,duit air...klau air kene potong aku ngan bini aku nk berak camne?tkkn pakai tray yg ade pasir, mcm kucing.
but serious la supershag..but at e same time its good...coz i can sleep early..terlalu penat pey pasal.. i seldom online pon....skali bile online jer... my sweet2 fren pon sume tanye khabar... tadi jer..2 ppl asked....nisa n nurul..
nurul fairuz says: ijat ijat, ijat ape khabar?
Snake; GPR without fibre says: surat khabar
nurul fairuz says: -_-
Snake; GPR without fibre says: wakaka
Snake; GPR without fibre says: emoticon same ngan nisa
Snake; GPR without fibre says: tadi pon jat ckp gitu kat nisa,nisa bwat gitu
Snake; GPR without fibre says: -_-
nurul fairuz says: kate cute
Snake; GPR without fibre says: brb
Snake; GPR without fibre says: nk carik bucket ah
nurul fairuz says: hur hur
nurul fairuz says: nisa dah offline?
Snake; GPR without fibre says: nk muntah
Snake; GPR without fibre says: ntah
nurul fairuz says: ijat ape khabar lah?
nurul fairuz says: nak tanyer khabar pun susah
Snake; GPR without fibre says: pegi laa tanye khabar...jgn tanye ijat...mane jat kenal si khabar tu sape
nurul fairuz says: -_-
okae...to all.... ijat khabar baik..sihat walafiat walande wapiang ey... juz tat ijat very tired laa...balik penat penat.. lenguh2.....gatal2...kemam2...kulang2...cipat2... tukam2....(ni sume bahase melayu purba..krg mane paham) juz tat im short of money now..tgh kering2..kdg pegi keje terpakse ikat perot...dengan tali rafia.. kadang2 tali rafia pon tk mampu nk beli,pakai tali pusat lak.. kat uma pon same...makan nasi dgn garam jer... lepas tu cuci mulot pulak sup tulang,asam pedas pari, ayam lemak cili padi....tu jer.... haaaiiis... tats y im takin a part time job...coz im gonna ord soon.. 2-3 more months...mcm cepat gitu...
so i guess this is gdbye...taktahu nak type ape pulak pass nie...
heylow ppl!!! got miss me? sori ppl for nt informin u guys tat my blog hav been disabled... tu pon terdesak kerana sebab2 tertentu.. panjang cite dier.. sum of my readers n blogmates complainin how come they are nt invited to my blog... but then i inform them of e situation..n they all reply e same thing....
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ok
well....sempena tahun baru ni bulan baik... ijat wud like to wish u guys a very happy new year.. n merry cristmass n mary hav a little lamb to e christians.
if u guys wanna knw...i feel reli sad on new yrs eve.. coz krg sume sebok tgk bunge api... i was on duty.. itu tkpe..e worst thing is..actually im nt even suppose to werk on tat dae! n i hav to go coz of punishment! sedih kan...
well guys 2008 is a new beginning.. so u guys muz hav a new year resolution.. btol ke ape yg aku speakin ni...tapi bak kate mlayu.. u guys mesti ade azam.....
bukaaan.....bukan azan yg kat tv tu dik...i mean azam...
so b4 we continue our azam...lets take a stroll down memory lane in 2007...
year 2007.. is wen e year jesus step on e moon... n claim e first men who ever step on e moon... padahal neil armstrong dgn rakan karibnya,neil armweak da sampai dulu...
2007 is e year wen dajal muncul tapi tros sembuyik balik pasal budak2 skola rendah ketawe dan kutok dier pasal kecacatannye..
*ok..part ni jer btol* 2007 is also e year wen a very cunning assasination attempt on e late Benazzir Bhutto(tk tau asal tiap kali aku dgr name dier cam nk ketawe.tapi tk baik tau)
well actually i reli don update much on e news like last time...but for sure...2007 hav been quite a rough year for me...
eg.
relationship heart broken...ijat wen back to clubs n pubs as rehab la kononnyer...
short of cash..no savin due to his previous bike tat requires repair every month..
terrible accident sampai kepale tercabot,rambot gugur.. tat require him to stay home all e wae for 1month to rest.
werkin shifts gettin terrible..instead of 1dae work 2 daes off.. it changes to 2daes morn 2 daes evenin n 2 daes off..
dan many many lagi...
but then.. 2008 is e new begining.. e year wen ijat wans to hav new aim.. new resolution...
so...my new year resolution is..
to straighten up myself..bukan nye slame ni aku senget pon atau badan lekuk mcm udang...juz tat i wanna stop enjoyin which alredi im bored n tired of.. n start thinkin bout my future alredi..coz 20 years old.. to me is wen i shud think wat i wanna do in life... i don wanna sit under void deck..isap rokok..isap puting or isap ape ape lagi laaa n play guitar sing along session mcm campfire nite gitu....time is precious.. tat is e onli reason y our chinese frens can maju walaupon drg pakai tissue..its bcoz they don waste time n let it go juz like tat...everythin to them is money.. tapi sikap tamak dan dengki tu tkmo ikot..coz itu bkn sikap melayu kite...n also to them.... even collectin tin can,botol kicap,air kotak,surat khabar lama,surat khabar baru,surat pajak,surat cinta dan suratan takdir. tu sume bagi kite tkde nilai..but to them its money... so we shud follow more like our chinese frens.. don be too laid back....
-sum of u : alaah..skali skala tk mati pee... -me:ape krg tau..satu kali enjoy jer..da bratus abes.. aku n.s. gaji kecik..klau ade anak,nk kasi anak mkn pon tk ckp. krg sape nak ajar aku ape nk buat!!! aku bukan typical malay!!! tkya aja aku ape nk buat!! aku da malas dgn enjoy2 ni sume!!! aku hidup berperinsip paham!!! argggh!!! asal aleh2 aku cam mara kat dialouge yg aku bikin sendiri ni!!!! name kau da la pelik... sum of u..name apentah tu.. -sum of u:mane aku tau...mak bpk aku yg kasi aku name ni. md sum of u bin sum of us...
seriously i live by my principles.. i donno wer wud i be witout them... i reli wanna hav a bright future.. in order to support my family.. myself...
my new year resolution.. is to start thinkin bout future. save money.. hav more savings for rainy daes..
-readers:errrrrrr....ijat.....
aalaah..menyampah tul la klau ade org nyampok bile aku nga bwat azam tahun baru ni...ape dia!?
-readers: u wanna save money for rainy daes? bwat ape? we tot rainy daes u hav to use raincoat or umbrella..nt savings...
*pull hair*
tu pasal..u all neve think far... wat i mean by saving for rainy daes is wif our saving...we cud buy ourself raincoat or umbrella...n we wont get ourself wet durin rainy daes.. klau tkde duit camne nk ade tu sume kan kan kaaan? so guys remember...save money is important for rainy daes...
okae laa... tats my new year resolution... u guys can also share wif me ur new year resolution by taggin my tagboard...mane tau skali santa claus bace,ur wish cud come true.. ape kejada yg aku menyenyeh ni?
for now...lets update on
BLOGGERS OUTING @ ESCAPE THEME PARK
so anidobi of e obi wan kenobi interested? those interested can simply add me at msn.. ijat69@hotmail.com
or visit my website @ www.snake69.blogspot.com (klau krg g visit gak,aku tk tau ape nk ckp)
mari kite ramai2 merapat kan lagi silaturahim dan slua cik rahim antara sesame kaum bloggers....
termenong jauh nmpk!termenong jauh nmpk! termenong jauh nmpk!!! so tis is gd bye then.....
Friday, December 07, 2007
11:46 PM
-----------allahyarhamah gilera69--------------
dear friends.. todae we gather to bid our last farewell to my love... e one im devoted deeply into for 2 years.. goin thru ups n downs... gilera69.....
it happens 3 weeks ago.... i was on my wae to werk....ridin her(lain mcm je bunyik) but then..her tempreture is risin very fast... dang...i knw its gonna be it again... e routine tat i face every 4-5 months...tat is water pump spoilt...then it leads to piston jam.. n everytime piston jam..e repair cost will be about 300.. so i was prepare for tat dae...then it happens... so i left her at mcritchie..n ask my fren to fetch me to werk.. after my bike was towed away... n send to my shop... e mechanic told me tat...she was in a very critical condition tis time..he cant do e normal procedure,tat is to rebore e block n replace e piston...coz e block itself crack..........dang. n i nid to change e whole set.. (k aku tau krg tk paham...so action angguk jer..)
readers: ooohhhh........
n e new set plus everythin cost ard 900 bux!! bukan 900 bugs bunny kay..it 900 sg dollar!!!... terencat jap bile aku dgr...then sumore...plus insurance n road tax...tat is about 200 plus... lets do a simple equation...
$900+$200= e=mc2/Aa/Ba + Bi= babi = oink2 = $1200
mampos tknk... so it took me 1 week to think bout it.. i was reli conpius at tat time..until one dae... i hav decided tat...she hav to go.... coz tis past 2 yrs...there has been 5 piston jams.. i hav spent over more than 2000 bux on her... maintenance,modification,wear n tear etc.... so i think its about time to let her go... to e scrapyard she goes..
so here's a story of e late gilera69.. as u knw..gilera69 is my first bike... bought in e late 2005... at tat time...e gilera trend wasnt tat hot.. so very rare u see tat kinda bike on e road.. till e early 2006..then e trend started... gilera here n there....sum gerls wuuuuu over it.. thou there's so many gilera..gilera69 consider rare at tat time coz its 2 stroke...n those roamin ard e island is 4 stroke......
e diff? well...let sae 2 stroke hav more power then 4 stroke... so tat makes my gilera69 so special tat time... sumore ppl will alwaes ask me,how cum ur gilera so noisy? n its very rare to see 2 stroke like mine on e rd at tat time.. in woodlands...frm wat i knw tat time...exist onli 3 2stroke gilera...a neighbour of mine juz e opposite blk.. n a chinese guy,who challenge me to a friendly race near my place....... no one dare to buy a 2 stroke gilera eventhou its powerful.. 1 thing is....senang rosak.... e maintenance is very costly... spareparts hard to find.. nids 2T.....
but then time changes everythin... nowadaes..u can find 2 stroke all over singapore... but then....there's onli one gilera69 in s'pore..
good bye
gilera69..
(psssst.play e song while scrollin down.got sentimental values) SCROLL DOWN SLOWLY N PLAY E SONG!! BARU ADE SENTIMENTAL VALUES!!!!
PLAY E SONG TAU!!!! N GET REDI UTK NANGIS!!! TKMO KETAWE!!!!!
k sume org...get redi ur tissue,tuala,kain lap kaki, kotex ape2 yg bole lap air mate... coz tis part...... mcm touchin gitu......
e love of a man n a machine
ijat n gilera69
her first bath.... she smells nice....bau cam baby...
e glowin red n black machine noisy leave blower sound..... e one n onli....gilera69 tis is her 1st fishin trip wif me...
allahyarham gilera69 wif her late fren kr fino both are red.....duh
her designated parkin lot at esplanade carpark i neve fail to park her here....her designated lot.. but then bile part nk amek moto pey jauh....
gilera69.....y do u hav to go.... now i hav no one else to share my life wif...
her first knn(bukan kanina k) air filter it reli changes everythin..pickup! ....after dad tune her..n i test ride,tune n test ride..tune n test ride....tune n test ride.. until she hav reach her maximum performance.. she can pick up frm 0 to 100 km/hr in juz 2 tiangs...her pickup damn fast!i swear!!
her last TAA escort..e most sweetest moment she's nt wif e gilera club,but instead follow e pace of other road bikes
her racing look...very sleek..
i will alwaes cheerish those moments e moment i wheelie on u,n e front tyre come rite off...e moment ur exzos pipe drop... e moment we had n accident wif lorry pasir, e moment e yellow superfour loses to u in a jam at tpe...e moment u race wif tawfiq's rxz.. e moment u tried pick up wif a drz... e moment i alwaes got drunk in clubs or pubs...u alwaes bring me back home safely.. i thank u......
our ups n downs......n errr....lefts n rights.... her greatest pose..... u are my precious...my onli one.........
n tis is after my accident..i gav her a new look... new paintwork....red n white matte...
telah kembali ke scrapyard pada 1hb december 2007 bersamaan 21 dzulkaedah 1428H
bagi pihak allahyarhamah.kami ingin meminta maaf sekiranye ada kesilapan asap dari exzos atau terkilas ketika dijalan raya.harap dihalalkan minyak dan 2t semasa hidupnya gilera69 dari besi kau datang...ke besi jua kau kembali.. semoga roh mu dicucuri Vpower... semoga amalan mu di jalan raya akan membantu mu dari seksa scrapyard.... akan kami doa agar kau dijauhi dari golongan besi burok dan jauhi dari karat ketika kau di alam scrapyard......amin..
ucapan ribuan terima kasih kepada: cocacola racing team
remember gilera69.... u will alwaes be in my heart... (k part ni conferm2 krg nye mate da berair..)
readers:tklaa ijat...ktrgnye bawa jer yg tgh berair lecak2 gitu...
epppHH!!! moto aku mati kan... cube respect sikit...okae...so
gilera69....i will alwaes love u...
tiada lagi ku dgr kidungmu,tiada lagi derai tawamu.hanya kesepian,yg kian mencengkam jiwaku......farewell my love..... so tis is gd bye then....
::aBout Me::
e name is ijat...
also known as snake
tis is my fiance...
tis is my love.her name is gilera69.
i love her very much...
but i miss my previous bike
::AL-FATEHAH::
Allahyarhamah Gilera69
C.O.E. : 9 tahun
telah kembali ke scrapyard pada
1hb december 2007 bersamaan 21 dzulkaedah 1428H
bagi pihak allahyarhamah.kami ingin meminta maaf sekiranye
ada kesilapan asap dari exzos atau terkilas ketika
dijalan raya.harap dihalalkan
minyak dan 2t semasa hidupnya
gilera69 dari besi kau datang...ke besi jua kau kembali..
semoga roh mu dicucuri Vpower...
semoga amalan mu di jalan raya akan membantu
mu dari seksa scrapyard....
akan kami doa agar kau dijauhi dari golongan besi
burok dan jauhi dari karat ketika kau di alam
scrapyard......amin..
ucapan ribuan terima kasih kepada:
cocacola racing team
Kedai Moto Poh San..Kedai Moto Northlink..
kedai Moto Tong Aik..Kedai aunty..Kedai Ah Boy..
Kedai Rudy lorong bapok..Traffic Police..
VICOM yishun..ESSO..SHELL..CALTEX (jb)
